Destroy all Humans?!?!?

Was in Old Saybrook today, ate at Pat's Kountry Kitchen (you know they are old when "country" is spelled with a "k"). Turns out Xbox and Playstation for that matter have put out a game call Destroy all Humans. Really must hand it to them for being so "to the point". Played the demo in the store, fun but can zapping humans and stealing their brian stems really entertain?? My answer: y'all had it coming muhahahahaha

While I'm posting I might as well entertain you with a little analogy from evil.com

George W & Dick Cheney

Denis the Menace & Mr. Wilson

R.I.P. Pope Diddy

Ok, so it is a little to late to really talk about pope John Paul II's death but i felt that this simply had to be done.

Questions of the Universe

1) Why doesn't glue stick in the bottle?
2) Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
3) Is the refridgerator light always on?
4) Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
5) What is the speed of darkness?
6) If you send someone styrofoam, how do you pack it?
7) If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
8) If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
9) Do married people live longer than single people or does it just seem longer?
10) Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when a bad guy threw a revolver at him?
11) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

What you were hoping for something that made sense?!?! Maybe even pretained to your life?
WRONG !!!!!!!

What kind of government are you?!?

I will have to admit there was a significant amount of boredom involved in taking an "online survey" but hey the result are rather entertaining.

You scored as Anarchism. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'> Anarchism 83% Fascism 75% Democrat 67% Communism 58% Republican 58% Socialist 33% Nazi 17% Green 8% What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In? created with QuizFarm.com

FUCKING CHAIN E-MAILS

What? Everybody is thinking it I'm just saying it.....

Go ahead keep 'em coming

i dont usually post conversations but...

ok so jesse recently had an operation on his foot [it].

SpectoriS: dude you did possess it didnt you???
evil furby 133: well i was harder than u think but yes
SpectoriS: it keeps biting me!!!!
evil furby 133: i did the operation too
SpectoriS: fuck...
SpectoriS: I like can't even move at this point
evil furby 133: ur telling me the guy didnt look familiar to u
evil furby 133: flaming hair
evil furby 133: red eyes
evil furby 133: green skin
SpectoriS: and I have to type with one hand because I can't turn around to use the other w/o killing mydelf
SpectoriS: Its actually not that hard though
evil furby 133: so the drug worked.....
SpectoriS: yup
evil furby 133: ill give u a hint
SpectoriS: apperently
SpectoriS: ok
evil furby 133: they werent pain "killers"
SpectoriS: I knew you'd say that...
evil furby 133: u see im in ur head too
SpectoriS: shit I'm screwed....
evil furby 133: worse than that
evil furby 133: YOUR FUCKED
SpectoriS: after they strapped me to the table they stabbed the IV into the major vein on my arm and said "here's your breakfast!"
SpectoriS: and started pumping shit in
evil furby 133: yea we put some banana in there for u
SpectoriS: frakk you
SpectoriS: OH SHIT
SpectoriS: make it stop biting me dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
evil furby 133: it twitched
evil furby 133: u like the new teeth
evil furby 133: come on admit it
SpectoriS: I need more 'painful killers'
evil furby 133: try again
evil furby 133: [painful causers]
SpectoriS: yeah I guess
evil furby 133: it seems to be a common mistake
SpectoriS: that works too
SpectoriS: apperently
evil furby 133: people never read the labels anymore
SpectoriS: true
SpectoriS: kinda sad too
evil furby 133: like dont operate machinery or drive after use
evil furby 133: dunk driving
SpectoriS: I mean, death was even listed on the vioxx label
evil furby 133: drugged driving
evil furby 133: no difference
SpectoriS: who would seriously take that shit and not notice?
evil furby 133: YOU
SpectoriS: I mean, I did and thats why I was taking it, but, yeah...
SpectoriS: I'm SqEcIaLL
evil furby 133: no thats just the foot talking
SpectoriS: ah
evil furby 133: we really are messed up people
evil furby 133: just read the above conversation
SpectoriS: no FRAKKING duh
evil furby 133: u watch
way too much battle star
SpectoriS: stfu

AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM YOUR LEADER

The following statement is true

The previous statement is false....




thank you that is all

ME WANT

saw this picture in jesse's blog today.. the first tihing that comes to my mind is " o god must get, must buy!! "


come on who the hell wouldn't want one...

These people know to much

February 24, 2005
The Problem with Republican Hypocrisy
Consider:
"Do you want your little kid to say, 'Hey, Daddy, President Bush tried marijuana; I think I will.' … I wouldn't answer the marijuana question. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried.' " - George W. Bush, 2000
Were that the statement of a Democrat president, the Republicans in congress and the senate would be jumping all over him, smearing his name and perhaps his person with tar and feathers. "You tried the devil weed! You are a sinner and a lawbreaker! We simply can't have your type leading the nation. God told us so."
However, given it's one of their own, they focus on how awful the source was to leak the private conversation. (Just smells like Linda Tripp to us.) How the indiscretions of youth are forgivable, to consider the focus of protecting innocent children, etc. They have this fucking deny-spin-reinvent-redirect crap down to an art form.
The effect of convenient hypocrisy here is exasperated by the fact that Demos are simply not equipped to fight the dirty fight as well as the Republicans. While liberal in their sexuality and recreation, the bulk of Demos tend to hold themselves up to a higher level of principal, civic duty and truth, and that's their downfall against the facade of the holier-than-thou RIP. (Republicans In Power - we just made that up and are damn proud of it.) The Demos are wimps when it comes to slinging shit, and that's basically what the system has degraded to.
The whole thing makes you want to go out and get stoned.

-EVIL.com [the title is a link]

accomplishing day

ok so its about three o' clock and so far the day has been awsome. to start off it was a snow day so i slept till about 10:15, then went down to the gym, had breakfast, rode the dirt bike and the kart [ yes it is spelled with a k ] chatted online and i still have my p.j.s on. accomplishing.......u bettcha

music : 88 - SUM 41

A lesson in life....

I hate to advocate weird chemicals, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone... but they've always worked for me.

Hunter S. Thompson1937 - 2005

First Post

Yea so like wow...new blog u know. So this is like a monumental event. Everybody get drunk and shoot off fireworks. Man that sounds a lot like the 4th of july.